I'm one of those somewhat annoying people who feels a need to name some of my belongings. Not everything, mind you, just certain things that I interact with happily and often. The Prius, for example, is Percy, my road bike is Scarlett, and my electric tea kettle is Jeeves. Oddly enough, some objects that I am quite fond of do not have names - my spinning wheel for instance has never seemed to require an appellation.
It seems natural to name living things. The cats, of course, have names and each has a few nicknames. The squirrels who have recently decided to populate the redwood trees around my house have been given sweet, affectionate names by my neighbor, but since they keep digging up my cilantro, instead I refer to them with a string of quaint expletives.
Children sometimes give their toys names. You may have noticed, in my studio shelf photo from a few days ago, that I have a pink, sparkly stuffed unicorn. Let me explain about that. It was a gift from my 14-year-old cousin, and I love it because she gave it to me and also because it is so completely NOT me. Sometimes it is good to be open to things you would never choose for yourself. And I think the pink sparkly unicorn deserves a name, but I haven't been able to come up with anything appropriate. I thought about "Twinkle," but I used to have a boyfriend who referred to a certain part of his anatomy . . . Ahem. Let's just say it's too close for comfort. Which brings up the interesting topic of what people name parts of their bodies. Any sociologists out there? That would make a riotous topic for a dissertation.
Just about every item I have knit has a name - all of the patterns have names so therefore the sweaters, scarves, gloves, hats, etc. have names as well. Sometimes the names don't stick, but I suspect the Scotland sweater will always be the Scotland sweater (and it has recently begun to have sleeves!).
Most of the felt hats I make have names, but that is more a marketing thing than a sign of attachment. The first hat I ever sold was a pink confection named, for marketing purposes, "Clara Bow." In my mind, I sarcastically called it "Barbie's Dream Hat," which is something I would prefer the current owner not know.
I am acquainted with several people who name their electronics, and I never really have before. The first iPod had no name. And I suspect its distress at being an anonymous servant to my questionable musical taste led to its tragic demise. I don't want to make the same mistake with the new iPod, and I would also like it to have a less problematic relationship with Schubert, so I have named it Franz. Franz appears to have a cheerful disposition, unlike its less cooperative predecessor. I think we will get along famously, as long Franz resists the siren call of the buckets of water, which shall remain nameless.
Addendum:
The pink sparkly unicorn conundrum has been nagging at me (no pun intended). Since I don't generally do cute, I decided to take it in the complete opposite direction and come up with the most butch name I could think of, excluding "Butch," which lacks imagination. The unicorn will hereafter be called "Spike." I may need to make it a black leather studded collar. And possibly replace the eyes with red glowing LED lights. Hmm.